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X Men legends – Christian game review

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X-Men is based on the 1963 comic book, “The Uncanny X- Men.” A tale about a group of mutants led by Professor Charles Xavier, the world’s most powerful mutant with mental abilities, learning how to deal with society’s hatred toward them. The X-Men compose the following members with their codenames: Storm, Jean Gray (the only one who doesn’t go by a codename, go figure), Cyclops, Wolverine, Nightcrawler, Rogue, Colossus, and Iceman (just to name a few). Xavier formed the X-Men to fight threats to mankind, to teach the X-Men how to control their powers for good, and to one day hopefully live peacefully side by side with society.

Plot and Gameplay: 4.5 out of 5.0

X-Men (XML) was masterfully crafted by a group of former Marvel comic writers called ‘Man of Action.’ The story centers around Alison Crestmere who possesses the mutant ability to control lava even changing her human form to a flaming version of herself. Hence, she earns the name of ‘Magma’.

Magma is thrusted into the limelight after the grotesque, obese mutant called the Blob of the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants (the antagonist mutant team who is lead by the immensely powerful Magneto) kidnap Magma. Why would Magneto need this girl? Immediately, the player is controlling Wolverine hot on the trail of the Blob and to find out why Magneto desires this particular mutant.

XML is a fan boy’s dream comes true as you finally get to control the X-Men in a Role Playing Game (RPG) fashion instead of the individual most gamers are used to playing them.

The game requires a player to go through various linear missions in order to solve Magneto’s plot from the Artic to the Sewers (yes, those who are use to RPG know that no RPG would be complete without a trip to sewers, right? Thanks, JadesFire.). There are times where an X-Man will go off on a solo mission. So the freedom is not there to explore without limitations compared to RPG’s like the Final Fantasy Series or Morrow wind.

XML strategically tucks away puzzle elements in the game forcing the player to make use of a X-Man’s powers needed to continue on their quest. Unfortunately, the developers hold players by the hand displaying a large ‘X’ over areas that can be affected by a character’s powers. If a player has the wrong X-Man, backtracking is allowed and Xtraction points can be used to change team members.

Graphics/Visual Presentation: 4.25 out of 5.0

Activision, during the earlier stages of XML, had made a smart move to leave the traditional bit images for the X-Men for cell shading technology. This brilliant move makes the player feel as if they are turning the pages of a virtual comic book. Each character is detailed just enough to tell them apart. Enemies and bosses are not very impressionable in appearance (not on par as DOOM 3) yet well done over all. The lighting effects are good quality when a player unleashes Cyclops’ eye beam or Jean Grey’s Psychic Scream. The environments are destructible which makes interesting eye candy when a player utilizes an X-Man’s power on walls, generators, chairs, etc. The developers were cautious to include some detail (such as Blob’s massive footprints in the street when Wolverine is on his trail) yet not to the point of overkill. There are some clipping issues (graphics that melt into another by mistake) yet these are easily overlooked. The cell shading cut scenes are slightly embarrassing (The X-Men look like puppets in this environment. Think “Thunderbirds” from the old television show series). Fortunately, the developers redeem themselves by adding more detailed cut scenes that will astound you in their cinematic feel.

Sound Quality: 4.75 out of 5.0

XML’s biggest strength is the voice acting for the X-Men (the only exception is Cyclops whose dialogue in battle sounds like a bratty, smart aleck teenager than the rugged leader of the X-Men). Fans of the series will get goose bumps as Patrick Stewart breathes life into Professor Xavier’s lines and the witty comments of Wolverine will cause chuckles for sure. Foley artists did a superb job in producing punching and kick sounds, explosions, and sounds for the X-Men’s powers. While the music is not powerful orchestral pieces (personally, this would have made the gaming experience much more rousing), sleepy music selections are sadly the norm. The music can be a blessing and a curse at the same time. Music rushes in when enemies are near (a great way to warn the player of impeding danger) and can be soft music that loops over and over with no direction.

Violence: 4.75 out of 5.0

A RPG would be hard to do without conflict and battle and XML does not pander to over the top violence crowd.

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The only blood visible in the game is when the X-Men infiltrate a military base and discover that General Kincaid is experimenting with humans and Sentinels (the blood is on the surgery floors). X-Men and enemies beat each other without any visual consequences even when Wolverine uses his claws on a foe. Powers as well do not cause any visual damage to ally or foe alike.

Language: 4.25 out of 5.0

Unfortunately, there are some parts that I cited as concern for me as a Christian. Nightcrawler, in the comics and in the game, professes to be a believer in God. He comments when he levels up: “My God, I am invincible!” or “I can beat the devil himself.” These comments bothered me in light of such Scripture as Exodus 20:7 (“Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain; for the LORD will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain”) and Proverbs 16:18 (“Pride goeth before destruction, and an haughty spirit before a fall”). Cyclops, surprisingly, tells his brother Havok to ‘go to hell.’

Sexual Content: 4.75 out of 5.0

Psylocke, an X-Man, dresses in tight leather pants that reveal the suggestive outline of a thong when she fights. There is an option to change her costume to a more conservative one.

Spiritual Content: 4.50 out of 5.0

Magneto’s power hunger makes him think that all mutants are like gods. Magneto, in thirst for revenge against humans, created his own line from Genesis and the creation story by stating that: ‘on the eight day, I looked down on creation and said, ‘Let there be darkness.’” Nightcrawler, unashamedly, mentions God in a positive light in regards to his faith.

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X-Men also have to go to the Astral Plane to save Professor Xavier whose mind and assumedly soul is trapped in this dimension. This can be looked as touching the New Age or Eastern philosophies.

Value: 4.0 out of 5.0

As a RPG, XML soars in the action, gameplay, and storytelling departments. When a player finishes the game though, XML crashes and burns on replay value. Once a player has completed the game, there is not much left to do. A player cannot go back with high level up X-Men to play the game a second time around (I peaked my team between levels 35-37). The Danger Room offers unlocked characters as well as multiplayer or player vs. player matches. A player can view all concept art, cinematic, and load screens. Other than the Danger Room, the excitement level wanes rather quickly.

Christian Rating: 4.25 out of 5.0

Positive: The X-Men truly teaches about teamwork and how each member cares about each other. As a player goes through the storyline, a true sense of unity is felt as the story unfolds about each X-Man’s life and what they struggle with. Sacrifice and harmony is seen through their actions, a far cry from most games on the market today.

Negative: X-Men’s theme of evolution is present as an explanation for their powers as a result of man getting better over time. However, the Bible is contrary to these beliefs. As a Christian, true power only comes from God Almighty (Ps. 62:11) and without Him; we are nothing (John 15:5). God alone is the Creator of mankind and any other ‘power’ outside of Him is definitively questionable (Ec. 12:1). The Astral Plane is the realm where only psychics can go in the X-Men Universe. This can be likening to the spirit realm where even Saul tried to contact the dead by the witch of Endor (1 Sam. 28).

Overall Outlook/Score: 4.50 out of 5.0

X-Men , although not a perfect RPG, is a quantum leap in the right direction for the franchise. The premise of teamwork, sacrifice, and unity are great pillars holding the story together as well as good vs. evil. This premise is a great reminder of the need to be selfless in this day and age. Christian parents would be wise to remind their children about the murky view of evolution from the prism of creationism, where true power comes from, and the ‘Astral Plane’ in view of Scriptures. After the agonizing shoddiness of Activision’s failed “X-Men: Next Dimension” (a fighting game), X-Men gives a much needed jolt to the possible dying hopes of fans desiring a solid X-Men game. This is a game I could honestly recommend for one’s library without shame.

Review supplied by Christian Spotlight’s Guide to GamesTM, a ministry of Eden Communications. Copyright © Eden CommunicationsTM, a ministry of Films for Christ

Griffin J. Lilly Jr is sensi and pen warrior of Samurai Freelancing. From his humble beginnings as a frustrated English major to a breakout rising star on the writing market, you can count on him delivering for you the very best your project desires. You may contact him if you want to hire his service, and more important, he is a sucker for Japanese seafood buffets and tempura.

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Well, Halloween just around the corner it’s time for dressing up and to do with cool costume parties! And like any other in comic books, plan how your favorite comic book hero for the 25 year in a row. But then while you bring out your old Captain America costume out of the closet are, realize that you need a change in your Halloween habits. Passing is the Goody Two shoes image and gone your underwear on the outside are (mostly) the times you have to wear. No! This year you are a super villain!

There are to many cool scoundrels of comic books you, for the next big Halloween party choose darzustellen.Hier are some suggestions, to all your fellow party-goers with you devilishly bad boy attitude to impress:

l magneto: be the perfect Chick Magnet of representation of the X-men’s ultimate nemesis.Look to the masters of magnetism, you need to look a bucket or some sort of containers on his helmet to beheben.Sie need a purple Cape and a maroon outfit accentuates your villainously sexy physique. Think boys, every girl loves a man with a cause no. matter its methods can be evil!
l doctor doom: a skull mask spray painted silver and a green coat wonders, you look like the Lord of the Latveria, otherwise known as can do to help doctor doom. Drag are the women in your Empire with your suave ways and amazing intelligence while the world your properties apply to you. Robot slaves are optional.
l the dark Phoenix: for everything, what you evil girls there, Jean Grey’s Almighty alter ego is the perfect one for you.Creating skin tight outfit with long red orange gloves yellow and boots contact from a plain Jane a smolderingly hot piece to destroy yummy Ness world.Red colouring your hair is also important, or if you want to wear a red wig instead.

This are just some of the many evil signs you watched star of the Show.Helden! it’s now time for the bad boys, the show laufen.Wenn more ideas which want to go bad guy, as this year, visit: http://crunkish.com/top-ten-comic-book-villains/

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So is He Magneto or Xorn Or..

The Marvel Universe is a vast and diverse one populated with mutants, aliens and even all powerful beings. Hasbro has brought many characters both famous and unknown to life both with their Marvel and their Marvel Universe toy lines. Although the Marvel line has an uncertain future it has produced some interesting figures.

Today’s figure is the Marvel edition of Xorn. Xorn is a relatively new character in the Marvel continuity. A mutant of immense power Kuan Yin Xorn was locked away in a Chinese prison by his bear countrymen. In his contain mind he held a power as great as the sun, having to wear a special mask to help possess the power.

The sculpting: Xorn is my first and currently only Marvel Narrative figure and I sought him out simply because I thought he looked cool. The sculpting on Xorn is incredibly detailed with hardly a bare surface anywhere on the figure. Almost anywhere you look there are molded lines and folds to give the appearance of fabric over skin. Other than the many lines and folds sculpted that are too numerous to describe Xorn has molded soles on his shoes as well as yellow banding on his calves is raised and sculpted on. His forearms have his jacket sleeve ends sculpted on, even flaring out having a looser appearance like a real jacket. On Xorn’s biceps there are molded in X-men logo’ impartial like on his belt which is molded into the lower torso of the figure. The front torso of Xorn is molded with bunches of chains on the front as well as a cool jacket cast in a soft plastic. The chain molding continues up Xorn’s neck and goes well with the look of his helmet. Ah the mask, this is a very nicely sculpted allotment with nicks and dents sculpted into a very thin piece of softish plastic along with molded nobs and such. The “face” of the conceal is sculpted like a skull, just like in the silly, with jaw-line teeth and other bones. Beneath the mask is a bit of a surprise, according to the amusing Xorn become addicted to a drug called Kick while a teacher at the Xavier Institute and began pushing the ideals of Magneto. Shortly after he was confronted on the teachings he “revealed” himself to in fact BE Magneto, even going so far as to project the image that below his helmet was Magneto’s face. The head is well sculpted with plenty of expression lines though it suffers from under helmet syndrome in that it is really too small for the body. The hands are even sculpted in different shapes allowing you to imagine them using different abilities while he fights good AND bad guys. My only real complaints are the sculpting of the joints, while the shoulders and knees look decent the elbows and hips do not the hips just look unique while the elbows and the hip joints cause the limbs to leer just a cramped too long. 9/10

The paint: Like the sculpting is very well done though unlike the sculpting there is actually minimal paint. The major paint application is the yellow, used for the x shaped bands around his calves as well as the cuff of his jacket sleeves and his belt. There is also yellow used for the x emblems on his upper sleeves and the top of his shoulders to continue the pattern from his jacket. The jacket, molded in a yellow plastic, has black shapes painted on it to resemble the x pattern that is prominent throughout the costume. The mask is cast in a monotonous light grey color; the “cranium” allotment of the mask is painted a flat dark grey with a black wash to bring out the molded detail. The “face” of the veil is painted in a light silver color that received the same wash as the top to bring out detail and the “eye” of the cover are painted a bright blue. Underneath the hide the face receives the same detailing with white painted hair and eyebrows, painted eyes with “eye lashes” and blue pupils. The only two real weak spots in the paint are the right hand side of the helmet where some of the light silver over-sprayed and the fair shoulder where there were not quite enough coats of the yellow paint over the black cast shoulder to be properly shining. Some paint lines on the jacket are a bit fuzzy as well. 9/10

Articulation: Articulation is really what Marvel have been about since the toy line started. Xorn more than aptly carries on the march. Xorn has articulation points starting at the head (swivel and hinge), shoulder (swivel and hinge), bicep, (swivel), elbow (double hinges), wrist (swivel), abs (crunch or hinge), waist (swivel), hips (swivel and hinge), upper thigh(swivel), knees (double jointed), calf (swivel) and ankle (hinge and pivot or rocker). All that for a total of 31 points of articulation which is impressive (compared to DCUC’s 25ish) and almost all hinge and many swivel’s are ratcheted so a lot of poses can be securely held. As I said in sculpt though some of these joints are not attractive though. However you just cannot beat some of the things this memoir can do that some of my DC’s wish they could do. 10/10

Extra’s (including weapons and gimmicks): Marvel figures, much like Mattel’s DC Universe Classics figures, have no real gimmick other than incredible pose ability. Xorn holds true so I will just travel to accessories, of which Xorn only has his mask which is fairly small and really… is necessary for the character. Beyond this Xorn includes his waves Build a figure piece which is one of the Blob’s legs. 7/10

The conclusion: For a total possible 40 points Xorn here actually attracts a better procure than my DCUC figures have, with 35 points. I am thinking that after this review I will add another category, fun factor, to the total for another ten maximum points. Despite the fact that Xorn is technically a better action figure than my DCUC figures, I actually have more fun fiddling with the only slightly less pose-able DC characters than I do with Xorn. Plus while it would suggest that he is built better (? ) I do not like the ratcheting joint’s on Xorn as some are such heavy ratchet’s that I am worried I might break him. Despite this if you like your Marvel personalities more than your DC’s and you like 6 inch scale figures versus smaller ones you absolutely cannot go spoiled with Marvel . Highly Recommended!

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Halloween Costumes for People in Wheelchairs

Halloween can be a tough time for people in wheelchairs, especially kids. Navigating events such as parties and trick-or-treating is complicated by being confined to a wheelchair.

Putting together a Halloween costume for a person in a wheelchair, however, is complicated not only by logistics, buy by the fact that many wheelchair waddle people wish to dress up as a character for Halloween, not as a character in a wheel chair.

Finding such Halloween costumes for people in wheelchair can be a difficult task, considering that handicapped – capable Halloween costumes are not something generally available on the mass market. Therefore, to benefit you, or your wheelchair bound loved one, we have put together this list of the Top 6 Halloween Costumes for people in wheelchairs.

1. Professor X

• Our first pick as a Halloween costume for a person in a wheel chair is Professor Charles Xavier from the X-Men. Professor X is the telepathic leader of the “good” mutants and is generally considered to be the literary foil to his arch nemesis and brother, Magneto.

To assemble: To assemble this Halloween costume for wheelchair bound persons, dress in a simple suit and tie. Try to wear a latex bald cap (unless you’re already bald) in order to emulate Professor X’s signature bare head.

2. Stephen Hawking

• The next on our list of best Halloween costumes for people in wheelchairs is the famous physicist, Stephen Hawking. Stephen Hawking is famous for his work in Quantum Mechanics, particularly as it relates to dim holes. Hawking was struck with Lou Gehrig’s disease at the age of 21.

To assemble: Luckily, assembling this costume for a person in a wheel chair is relatively simple. Stephen Hawking is usually seen in public wearing a simple grey suit. Attach a small computer like device to your chair to simulate the voice synthesizer he uses. Hawking has short brown hair.

3. Joe Swanson from Family Guy

• This costume idea for people in wheel chairs isn’t ideally suited for children but is great for adults. Joe Swanson, from the sitcom Family Guy is a wheelchair-bound policeman who still manages to be one of the toughest characters in the series

To assemble: This costume, like most of the costumes on this list, will be relatively simple to effect. For this costume for people in wheelchairs, simple wear a standard police uniform, available at any costume store. If you wish for a very accurate portrayal, you may add a name tag and style your hair so that it is short and brown.

4. Timmy from South Park

• This Halloween costume for people in wheelchairs is another one that is probably not the most appropriate for children. Timmy is the slightly neurotic wheelchair bound boy from South Park.

To assemble: This Halloween costume for people in wheelchairs requires black pants and a bright blue coat. Preferably, you should style your hair so that it is yellow blond and wild looking as it is one of features which make Timmy instantly recognizable.

5. Dr. Strangelove

• The title character and mad scientist of the cult classic Dr. Strangelove would make an ideal Halloween costume for a person in a wheelchair, who also happens to be a movie buff.

To assemble: Assembling this Halloween costume for people in wheelchairs is very easy: just done a three-piece suit, darkly tinted sunglasses, and a single black leather glove and Voila! Dr. Strangelove.

6. Dr. Everett Scott of The Rocky Horror Picture Show

• Charles played the Frankenfurter’s rival and Brad and Janet’s high school science teacher of The Rocky Horror Picture Show and would make an excellent costume for a person in a wheelchair.

To assemble: For this costume, I would suggest donning a dress shirt, jacket on tie on top, but garters and silk stocking on bottom. This will make you noteworthy more recognizable as Charles Gray. If you are prone to getting cold you may cover your legs with a blanket fragment of the time. This is one of the funniest costumes for people in wheelchairs.

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Amusing Book geeks could debate forever what comic book movies are the best and which comic book movies are the worst. But one thing people fail to mention are which specific characters have been pulled off correctly and which ones have bombed. I have come up with ten comic book characters that were very poorly portrayed in a comical book movie. The bad portrayal is not always the actor or actresses fault though. Sometimes it’s the writing, sometimes it’s the directing and sometimes it’s just bad casting, but all of these characters were done very well.

10. Elektra in Daredevil and Elektra

Yes it pains me to do this because Jennifer Garner is one of my favorites. But Jennifer Garner as Elektra just doesn’t work. I understand that Jennifer Garner was once super recognize Sydney Bristow on the show Alias so she can kick some butt. The scrape is even though Sydney is tough and strong she is still a sweet woman. Elektra is mean and brutal and Jennifer Garner can’t pull it off. Seriously she can’t even gape mean because she has such a sweet face. The baddest ninja assassin that ever lived can’t have cute dimples.

9. Jean Grey in X-Men, X-Men 2, and X-Men 3

Jean Grey is one of the most valuable characters in X-Men history. She is one of the founding members and the first woman member. Jean Grey has always been the heart of the X-Men. That’s why Jean Grey dies so often in the comic book because her dying actually means something (at least it did the first couple of times). Famke Janssen in the X-Men movies is so dull and boring that we were given no reason to care about her. When she died the first time it meant nothing, when she died the second time it meant more nothing.

8. Mary Jane in Spiderman and Spiderman 2

Hello!? Mary Jane is supposed to be a full red headed model. Not a tiny scrawny little blonde who isn’t really even that good looking. The character is also totally wrong. Mary Jane is always a very happy, bubbly girl who never lets anything get her down but in the movies she’s a girl who lets everything get her down and is never happy or bubbly. They might as well change her name to Jary Mane.

7. Lois Lane in Superman Returns

What is it about not being able to correctly cast the hero’s woman? I could say a lot about why Kate Bosworth isn’t a good Lois Lane but here is the main reason. Lois Lane in amusing book = smart. Lois Lane in the movie = complete moron. I don’t know why in movies the woman has to always get in trouble because she’s clueless. It is possible for a woman to be really smart but still get captured because the villain is a mastermind, especially when the mastermind is Lex Luthor.

6. Bullseye in Daredevil

This ruined character was a joint anxiety. First of all whose crazy idea was it to not put a mask with a bulls-eye on Bullseye but instead gash a bulls-eye into his forehead? Are you kidding me? Colin Farrell did his share too unprejudiced by completely reeking. Also what’s up with casting somebody with an Irish accent? Bullseye doesn’t have an Irish accent. We don’t know where Bullseye is from but his word bubbles aren’t written in an Irish accent. If anything he’s probably got a Fresh York accent.

5. Sabretooth in X-Men

Ok so they decided to make Sabretooth in a movie. Let’s sight…is he big? Check. Is he ugly? Check. Does he have the ability to say anything other than arrhhhhh? Umm…no check. I understand that Sabretooth is big and ferocious but the movie made Sabretooth look like some creature that can’t talk but can only make sound effects. This isn’t the Tasmanian Devil, this is Sabretooth.

4. Magneto in X-Men, X-Men 2, and X-Men 3

Apologies to Sir Ian McKellan because he’s one of today’s great actors but Sir Ian as Magneto just didn’t work. This is Magneto we’re talking about possibly the baddest comic book villain of all. But the movie version of Magneto is an old wrinkly man. Just hit him with a wooden chair and he’ll go down no problem. It doesn’t help that Bryan Singer never did anything to make him look powerful. A lot of people dissed Brett Ratner for the scene where Magneto moves an entire bridge because it was too over the top (yeah cause comic books are never over the top). But the truth is that moment is the only time in the series of movies where we see that Magneto is powerful enough to assume over the world. The rest of the movies he’s just a boring old man.

3. Doctor Doom in Fantastic Four

Fantastic Four was not a very great movie but there were a few good parts. My favorite part though was the first scene where we see Doctor Doom. I was excited because when I saw Doctor Doom’s costume I thought to myself, “They bought that costume at the Walmart I shop at! I just saw it there last week!”

2. Storm in X-Men, X-Men 2, and X-Men 3

If Halle Berry is ever in another comic book movie of any kind then people are just complete morons. Can nobody hear the legions of comic book fans completely tearing Halle Berry to shreds for how horrible she is? First of all it’s obvious she’s there just to get another paycheck. Then for the sequel she didn’t even want to do it, but then changed her mind because she wanted another paycheck. Then in the third one she didn’t want to do it either but again she was there when it was time to get the paycheck. Absolutely nothing about her character is remotely close to Storm. Really why did they keep signing her to come back? She was obviously not very good, why keep paying so much money for the weakest fraction of the cast?

1. Catwoman in Catwoman

Halle Berry’s performance in the X-Men movies might be the second worst performance of all-time and yet her Catwoman role makes her Storm role look Oscar splendid. Again she can’t act, not that it really matters because the movie isn’t really about Catwoman anyway. It’s a completely made up Catwoman that nobody cares about. Halle Berry then comes out and says nobody wants to see the comic Catwoman because they’ve already seen that. The fans would rather spy a new Catwoman. No they wouldn’t! The whole reason these droll book movies are made is so the fans can view the characters they know. Did you reflect people tuned into X-Men to see a short Canadian that wasn’t tough, didn’t have a healing factor and didn’t have claws? Did you think people went to sight Spiderman to watch a guy dressed in a guppy outfit that swims in the ocean? Did you think people wanted to see Punisher to ogle a guy who walks around town handing out pansies? I don’t know about the rest of you but I sure was disappointed when I found out the Fantastic Four didn’t have eight members and man it was a shocker when I went to see Batman Begins and there was no Extraordinary Technicolor Dreamcoat. You are a moron Halle Berry and you can’t act, you’re not even that attractive.

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